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APS AND MOMO

takingafall:

APS AND MOMO! THAT SHIT CRAY!

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How to use a Semicolon by The Oatmeal

All the things they never addressed during Swedish lessons in school~

Some fear the semicolon. Others, like me, have a torrid love affair with it.

I can’t keep my hands off the semicolon either.

It’s an addiction for me. I try to keep it under control, but if I let down my guard?

seriously, ask my beta. I wrote a tender, romantic sex scene for my novel while fairly loopy on prescription menstrual painkillers. Her comments were pretty much “I love these two, you might need to change this one sentence here where you’re doing the POV shift, and OMG, WHY ALL THE SEMICOLONS, WOMAN? They’re in EVERY SENTENCE! Maybe break some of those up into smaller ones, okay?”

yes, my name is punkrockmuffinatrix, and I’m a semicolonaholic.

The fact that you can write loopy on painkillers and semicolon proliferation is your worst problem still impresses me. That scene was good! <3 My personal weakness is for the dash. I used to be into parenthesis, but gradually that faded and the dash took its place.

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